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26 April 2013 @ 03:15 pm
Nick + Jess First Time Commentficathon

Nick + Jess First Time Commentficathon

Let's Have A Three-Some Ficathon!

Is there anything better than the thrill of fic about a pairing hooking up for the first time?  All that adrenaline and discovery!  Also how are we going to make it through this last weekend 'til a new episode?


1. Write fic of any length about Nick and Jess' first time getting it on.

2. You can define what you want that to mean, on the sexytimes spectrum from just-beyond-makeouts to full-on banging.

3. Fic can be set at any point in canon through 2x22, Bachelorette Party, OR at any point in the future based on your own speculation.  It should NOT be based on spoilers for upcoming episodes.  We're doing our own thing.  (Crazy A/Us totally cool too, of course.)

4. Post it on LJ or Tumblr or AO3 before Tuesday night's new episode and link it here on Tumblr or in this entry.

5. Stay tuned to the master list of all fic.  And make it through 'til Tuesday with your sanity intact!

Fic Master List
+ Makes Mouths Happy by throwingpens/iloveyouandilikeyou
+ we are the wild youth by care_says
+ Mistakes we knew we were making by kyrafic
+ The Competition by ohm-nom-nom


A few ideas to get you started, free for the taking.  Or come up with your own, obvs!

After Jess moved in, when she kept saying she could be a bro.  In Nick's childhood bedroom in Chicago.  Super awkward sex.  Fic where one of them has an unexpected kink. True American gets out of control.  Shower sex.  Nick goes down on Jess.  If Jess were really into how Nick looks in a tie.  Because they have to share a bed on a road trip. Because they're pretending to be dating at a family reunion.  Jess goes down on Nick.  On a dare.  On a bet.  Jess decides to be Katie again.  Because the Remy threesome situation got out of control.  Thanks to Nick's sexy handymanning.  Thanks to Jess' short shorts and skirts.  A game of sexual chicken.  Makeup sex.  Alone in the hot air balloon.  Julius Pepperwood takes things a little too far.  On a camping trip.  During a zombie apocalypse.  Having a threesome with Angie.  Because Jess becomes a burlesque dancer after she gets laid off and Nick finds out.  Because they think they can be friends with benefits.  Because booze.  Nick gives her sex tips during Bad in Bed and things get out of hand. Because Jess has got the dirty twirls, Schmidty.  Because he moved back in.  What he thinks when her bra comes off.  What she discovers about what he's like in bed.

Because he said "prove it".

Because she kissed him back.


Please link far and wide; more fic for all!

throwingpens: pic#120205424throwingpens on April 26th, 2013 07:57 pm (UTC)
Makes Mouths Happy by throwingpens/iloveyouandilikeyou

Y'all should know that I do not write fic, but these two and their Wild West-level tension have caused me to write this wee drabble.
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(Anonymous) on April 30th, 2013 02:49 am (UTC)
I hope it's ok so far!
blithers: blithersblithers on April 30th, 2013 04:19 pm (UTC)
Been So Long

Yah wedding makeouts!